The Two Country Solution

Blue states get:                                               Red states get:

            Separation of church/state                                  "Christian nation"

            Stem cell research                                             Guns

            Parks/Forests/Lakes/Rivers                                Country clubs/trailor parks

            Thomas Freidman                                              Rush Limbaugh

            Pacific coast                                                     Gulf coast

            Condoms                                                          Death penalty

            Manhattan, NY                                                  Crawford, TX

            Flu shots                                                          The flu

            The Arts                                                            NASCAR

            California wines                                                  W. Virginia moonshine

            Gays/Lesbians                                                  Bubba

            Haute cuisine                                                    Olive Garden

            Comedies/Love stories/"artsy" films                     "Shoot 'em up" movies

            The Academy of Arts & Sciences                        Halliburton

            The rest of the world                                           Iraq